A Riotous Comedy by Ray Cooney
Previews July 4 • Opens July 5
All performances at Bauer Theatre
"A laugh-a-minute show."
– International Magazine
From the author of Caught In The Net, comes another mad-cap, roller-coaster ride of reluctant wife-
swapping and multiple mistaken identities. Jean is happily preparing a birthday dinner for her mild-
mannered, accountant husband, Henry, but when he arrives home Henry is not himself. He has
accidentally picked up the wrong briefcase containing millions in what he suspects is laundered cash.
Events unfold rapidly and when not one but two police inspectors call, dinner guests, Vic and Betty, and a
bemused cab driver all become caught up in Henry’s wildly inventive attempts to hang on to the loot.
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Romantic Comedy by Bernard Slade
Previews July 11 • Opens July 12
All performances at Bauer Theatre
"Genuinely funny and genuinely romantic."
- The New York Post
This Tony Award-winning, Broadway hit is the story of Doris and George, married to others, who rendezvous once a year at the same secluded romantic inn. A quarter century of changing life styles are
hilariously and touchingly played out by these once a year lovers who touch a chord in all our hearts.
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A Charitable Comedy by Douglas Bowie.
Previews August 1 • Opens August 2
All performances at Bauer Theatre
"You'll laugh 'till it hurts."
- Brockville Recorder
On the eve of retirement, Professor Seymour Mann is invited to distill the wisdom of a lifetime in a
prestigious public lecture. The trouble is Seymour can’t think of a single thing to say that he considers
witty or wise. His day-of-days arrives and he’s a nervous wreck; burning his hand while ironing his only
clean shirt, losing what there is of his speech when he spills coffee on his laptop, and - the big mistake, or
is it? – letting charity worker, Esme O’Brian, into his life. With “guest appearances” by Stephen Lewis,
David Suzuki, Beethoven, and the King Of Ireland (a.k.a. Bono) this hilarious comedy poses the age-old
question: can a call from a telemarketer lead to true fulfillment?
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